March 2012
It has just been confirmed that Lucy and I will represent the USA at the summer Olympics in London, competing in the pairs cuddling competition. and we WILL take home the gold.
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futurejimcroce:
hailzzzyeah:
My co-worker has me legit thinking that we are gonna win the lottery. Friday night is going to be very depressing for me.
But if you do win you will take me back to Italy with you, right? Right?
Totes. and we’ll go to France, and Japan, and Greece, and Brazil, and Ireland, and probably Canada too.
My co-worker has me legit thinking that we are gonna win the lottery. Friday night is going to be very depressing for me.
“If only this hoodie were a time hoodie.”
– Dean Pelton
SERIOUSLY PEOPLE
Who wants to go see Aziz Ansari on June 22nd? Anybody? Somebody? Please.
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I am never going to find an affordable place to live in the DC area, where I can live by myself, and have parking, and the place is not a dump.
I think I will have to buckle down and either A) have a roommate, or 2) spend more money and just be really poor for a couple of years.
decisions, decisions.
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I don’t understand all of the complaining about daylight savings time. You lost one hour of one night. Just sleep an hour later on Sunday. and it gets lighter an hour later now in the morning. Does that really throw you off that much? Really. oh you people. Dwight Schrute was right (as always). We really do need a new plague.