December 2011
“Resolution number one: obviously, will lose twenty pounds. Number two: will find...”
– Bridget Jones (via futurejimcroce)
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The only problem I have with wine, is after 2 sips all I want is to kiss everybody.
“It’s Christmas, for goodness sake. Think about the baby Jesus: up in that tower,...”
– Karen Walker (via fuckyeahkarenwalker)
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“I’m so fucking gorgeous I can’t even look at myself. HAHAHA....”
– Mom
“This a fucking crazy fucking house!”
– mom; You know things are bad when my mom drops the f- bomb twice on Christmas.
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How DO you hold a moonbeam in your hands?
Nothing like The Sound of Music on Christmas eve.
“Grandma: did it take you a long time to get here? It sure took us a long time....”
“Grandma: so, it looks like your house is in the same place.
Me: actually,we...”
My dad just learned how to use the washing machine we have had for two years.
SO, my little cousin, who is supposed to stay 7 forever, just turned 15.
And she is taller than me.
“First we’ll make snow angels for two hours, then we’ll go ice skating, then...”
– ~ Buddy the Elf (via conflictingheart)
“Earlier today, this office needed a Santa. And then it needed a second Santa....”
– Michael Scott
